What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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