scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm having to shit out rocks
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