Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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