no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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