so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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