jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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