no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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