I like my sex mixed with concussions.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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