Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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