shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
