i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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