you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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