their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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