she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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