I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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