problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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