So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I need moral support for this bender
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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