If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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