I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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