Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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