just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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