We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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