Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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