God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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