Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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