Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She told me I should be a condom model.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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