it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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