At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
