Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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