i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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