do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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