thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
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