i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
