You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i think i have herpe
just one?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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