Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
There r osticjed everywhere
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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