So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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