I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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what are you doing with your life
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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