Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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