let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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