school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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