I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
