And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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