He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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