Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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