Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Randomize
