You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
home. puking in laundry basket.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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