But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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