its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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