S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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