If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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