I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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