i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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