Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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