butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Do you remember whose house we're in?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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