i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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