Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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