what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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