hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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