I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
